Spanish Pick Up Lines (That Are Actually Funny)

Are you looking for a Spanish pick up line that will make that special someone laugh? Look no further! We've got a list of Spanish pick up lines that are sure to get a chuckle.

1. ¿Eres un fotógrafo? ¡Porque me robaste el corazón!

Translation: Are you a photographer? Because you stole my heart!

2. ¿Eres una multa de tráfico? ¡Porque me has robado el corazón!

Translation: Are you a traffic ticket? Because you've stolen my heart!

3. ¿Eres una biblioteca? ¡Porque definitivamente eres material de lectura!

Translation: Are you a library? Because you're definitely reading material!

4. ¿Eres un diccionario? ¡Porque te quiero consultar!

Translation: Are you a dictionary? Because I want to look you up!

5. ¿Eres un mapa? ¡Porque me pierdo en tus ojos!

Translation: Are you a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes!

6. ¿Eres una escoba? ¡Porque me has barrido!

Translation: Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet!

7. ¿Eres un microondas? ¡Porque me pones caliente!

Translation: Are you a microwave? Because you make me feel hot!

8. ¿Eres el sol? ¡Porque me quemas!

Translation: Are you the sun? Because you're burning me up!

9. ¿Eres una cebolla? ¡Porque me haces llorar!

Translation: Are you an onion? Because you make me cry!

10. ¿Eres un plátano? ¡Porque me vuelves loco!

Translation: Are you a banana? Because you drive me bananas!

Story 1: The Library Pickup

This one time, I was at the library, trying to find a book for my research. I saw this girl who was sitting at a table, reading a book. She was so beautiful, and I couldn't help but stare.

After what felt like an eternity, I finally got the courage to walk up to her and say, "Hey, are you a library? Because you're definitely reading material!"

She laughed and said, "Yes, I am. What can I help you with?"

I told her that I was looking for a book for my research, and she offered to help me find it.

We spent the next hour talking about books, and I found out that she was really smart and funny.

By the end of the day, I had completely fallen for her.

Though I never saw her again, I always think about that day at the library.

Story 2: The Traffic Ticket Pickup

One day, I was driving home from work when I got pulled over for speeding. The police officer who pulled me over was a beautiful woman, and I couldn't help but feel flattered.

When she asked for my license and registration, I handed them to her and said, "Okay, so are you going to give me a traffic ticket or are you just going to steal my heart?"

She laughed and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you a ticket. But here's my number. Maybe we can get coffee sometime?"

We went on a date, and she turned out to be just as amazing as I had hoped.

We've been dating ever since, and I'm so grateful that she pulled me over that day.

Story 3: The Banana Pickup

This last one I’m not gonna write in first person

A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the counter.

He walks up to her and says, "Are you a banana? Because you drive me bananas!"

The woman laughs and says, "Yes, I am. What can I get you?"

The guy says, "I'll have a beer, and a shot of tequila for my new banana friend!"

The two of them end up talking for hours, and by the end of the night, they're both head over heels in love.

The next day, the guy goes back to the bar, hoping to see the woman again. He walks in and sees her sitting at the counter, with a banana in her hand.

The guy walks up to her and says, "I knew you were a banana! I saw you peeling out of here last night!"